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Bongo Profile: Cary Schramm
Transcribed By Bruce Gomes (firstname.lastname@example.org)
from Krusty Comics #3
© Bongo Entertainment, Inc. , 1995.
Most Valued Parental Advice:
Favorite Natural Wonder:
My placement on the bellcurve.
The Time I usurped the body of Topo Gigio.
Favorite Physician for a Second Opinion:
The inability of my wife to contract a rare, incurable, foul-smelling, foot disorder.
Favorite Movie Moment Which Landed on the Cutting Room Floor:
The Cowardly Lion's reception of a high colonic in the Wizard's chamber in the Emerald City.
Most Recent Quote:
"Don't worry, I'll just turn it inside out."
Title of my Next Book:
My Armpit: A Multi-Cultural Analysis
Deepest Darkest Secret:
I Played Snoopy on Broadway.
To be grilled mercilessly by Ed Bradley on 60 Minutes.
Greatest Problem With the Whole World:
The ability of a single individual to order fifty shrimp at Red Lobster - and feel good about it.
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