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Cary Schramm

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Cary Schramm Bongo Profile: Cary Schramm
Transcribed By Bruce Gomes (
from Krusty Comics #3

© Bongo Entertainment, Inc. , 1995.

36-24-36 R.P.M.

Favorite Turn-On:
Shrimp Cocktail

Most Valued Parental Advice:
"Stop That!"

Favorite Natural Wonder:
Mel Torme

Biggest Turn-Off:
My placement on the bellcurve.

Favorite Possession:
The Time I usurped the body of Topo Gigio.

Favorite Physician for a Second Opinion:
Dr. Kevorkian.

Greatest Disappointment:
The inability of my wife to contract a rare, incurable, foul-smelling, foot disorder.

Favorite Movie Moment Which Landed on the Cutting Room Floor:
The Cowardly Lion's reception of a high colonic in the Wizard's chamber in the Emerald City.

Most Recent Quote:
"Don't worry, I'll just turn it inside out."

Title of my Next Book:
My Armpit: A Multi-Cultural Analysis

Deepest Darkest Secret:
I Played Snoopy on Broadway.

Greatest Aspiration:
To be grilled mercilessly by Ed Bradley on 60 Minutes.

Greatest Problem With the Whole World:
The ability of a single individual to order fifty shrimp at Red Lobster - and feel good about it.

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