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Bongo Profile: Mili Smythe
Transcribed By Bruce Gomes (firstname.lastname@example.org) from Lisa Comics #1
© Bongo Entertainment, Inc. , 1995.
23 Fascinating Fun Facts About Mili Smythe (To Know and Share!)
1. Real name is Miliani, which in Hawaiian means "Lift Up to Heaven", or possibly, "Head shaped like a lima bean."
2. Middle name is Ethel.
3. Can count to five in Malaysian.
4. Addicted to Altoids.
5. Can't wink, no matter how long and hard she practices..
6. Repulsed by ticks.
7. Has an annoying habit of sighing for no apparent reason.
8. Rarely brushes her hair.
9. Has a birthmark on her thigh in the shape of a 1962 Dodge Dart.
10. Has beautiful toes.
11. Hates ice cubes in her beverages.
12. Favorite female vocalist; Myrtle K. Hilo, the Singing Cabdriver.
13. Born with 2 extra teeth in her mouth. (Her brother was born missing 2 teeth - eerie!)
14. Prone to severe grouchiness.
15. Knows the complete lyrics to the Polaroid Swinger jingle.
16. Needs at least 10 hours of sleep a night.
17. Favorite Composer: Nino Rota.
18. Once sold encyclopedias door-to-door and lost 15 pounds in the process.
19. Has obsessive urges to rearrange furniture.
20. Almost always fastens her seatbelt.
21. Sneezes as 23 decibels.
22. Can type with a dog sitting on her lap.
23. Secret ingredient: anchovies.
This page last updated on January 30, 2013 by Bruce Gomes (email@example.com)