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Originally by Dave Sweatt

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[AABF21] Not only do we see a school trip to the Springfield Shopper but Homer becomes their food critic.

We're slowly adding the price to each entry.

  • Springfield Shopper Headlines and References
    • Springfield News Group, Inc. www.springfieldshopper.com ([CABF22])
    • [7G03] [Free] Simpson Says Safe!
    • [7G03] [Free] Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson
    • [7G03] [Free] Homer Simpson Strikes Again!
    • [7G03] [Free] Watch Out, Here Comes Homer
    • [7G03] [Free] Enough Already Homer Simpson!
    • [7G08] [on sign outside school] Annual Christmas Pageant - "***1/2*" Springfield Shopper
    • [7F01] [Free] Mutation Caught at Ol' Fishin' Hole; Is Power Plant Responsible? Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms; Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility
    • [7F01] [in scrapbook] Vandal Decapitates Town Statue; Who is El Barto; Police Puzzled
    • [7F01] [Free] Fishin' Hole or Fission Hole?; Burns Denies Responsibility in Fish Flap; Count The Eyes, Mr. Burns!
    • [7F01] [Free] Governor Calls for Power Plant Investigation
    • [7F01] [Free] Burns Enters Gubernatorial Race; 3 Eyed Fish In Every Pot?
    • [7F01] [Free] Burns Skyrockets to Seven Percent in Latest Polls
    • [7F01] [Free] Burns Band Wagon Rolls On; Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent
    • [7F01] [Free] Burns Nukes Bailey in Latest Poll; Forty-Two Percent And Climbing
    • [7F09] [1.00??] Art Treasure to Visit Springfield; Michelangelo's David in 1958
    • [7F10] Burns Fires Ungrateful Employee
    • [7F10] Another Smart Move by Burns
    • [7F10] Hooray for Burns!
    • [7F23] [Free] President Declares World Peace (illustrated with president at podium)
    • [7F23] [Free] President Simpson Declares World Peace (illustrated with Homer in car in parade)
    • [7F23] [Free] President Simpson Wins Super Bowl
    • [7F24] [No Price] Michael Jackson Hoax; Everyone Mad at Local Boy [Bart on cover] [Back has advertisement "Lost Our Lease"]
    • [8F02] [Free] World Peace Declared [Smiling Lisa Simpson pictured]
    • [8F02] [Free] Monsters Okay Slavery Plan [photo of Kodos or Kang]
    • [8F02] [Free] [Lisa seen reading classified]
    • [8F03] [Free] Principal Skinner Missing: Police Search For Body [Photo of Principal Skinner]
    • [8F03] [Free] Psychic Joins Skinner Hunt [Photo of Psychic (woman with hat/earrings)]
    • [8F03] [Free] Principal Murder Trial Begins Today [Photo of Bart in handcuffs being led away]
    • [8F03] [Free] Sentencing Today For Dinky Don [Drawing of Bart as a snake ensnaring Springfield]
    • [8F08] [Free] Wizard of Walnut Street [picture of Moe]; Moe with a Flaming Moe
    • [8F11] Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found
    • [8F11] Prez Sez: School is For Losers
    • [8F17] Lottery Drawing Today; President, Rock Star to Swap Wives
    • [9F02] [Free] Lisa Kicks Butt (Photo of Lisa on Laramie Cigarette float)
    • [9F02] [Free] Queen to Mayor: You're Next (Photo of Lisa and Mayor Quimby); Nerds Pummelled [Sic] in Football Melee
    • [9F04] [Free] [THOH III] November 19, 1936 Woman Weds Ape; Dick Cavett Born
    • [9F08] [Free] Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef? (photos of Mondale and Hart)
    • [9F10] [Free] Burns Pays City 3 Mil! (photo of cop wheeling Burns out with Smithers carrying statue of Justice he also bought)
    • [9F13] You Need a Heart to Live
    • [9F19] [No Price] Who is Gabbo? (Message on p. A23)
    • [9F19] [No Price] Five Days til Gabbo
    • [9F19] [No Price] Gabbo Here Today
    • [9F19] [No Price] Quimby Re-elected by Landslide; Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor (photo of victorious Quimby)
    • [9F19] [Free] Gabbo Still #1 in Springfield; Brockman Fired (photos of Gabbo and Brockman shown)
    • [9F19] [No Price] Krusty Special Airs Today; Gabbo to Have Real Boy Operation
    • [9F21] Snow storm hits the Midwest
    • [1F01] Burns' Birthday Today; Credits Long Life to Satan
    • [1F09] Cat Burglar Strikes 15 Homes; Man Marries Woman in Wedding Ceremony
    • [1F09] Burglar Strikes Again; Is Nothing Safe? [paper gets stolen]
    • [1F09] Zirconia Ztolen!!!; Simpson Asleep at Switch
    • [1F12] Local Gays Show Their Pride [photo of Bart]
    • [1F14] Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart; Little Thin Man Accused in Robbery
    • [1F15] KBBL Cheats Straight A Student!! [photo of Bart]
    • [1F19] Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; Chowder said Wrong
    • [2F02] [Free] Bob Pardon: #1 Local Issue; Edges Out "No Fat Chicks" Ordinance
    • [2F02] [Free] Call For Probe in Bob Flap; Editorial: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?
    • [2F02] [Free] Toddlers Topple Mayor [photo of Bart and Lisa]; Expressway Halt Rankles Elderly [photo of Grampa]
    • [2F11] [Free] Prez Sez: "School For Losers"
    • [2F11] [Free] Boy Discovers Comet (photo of smiling Bart)
    • [2F11] [Free] Rocket to Kick Comet's Tail (photo of rocket); Mayor Visits City
    • [2F16] Awful School is Awful Rich
    • [2F16] Burns Plans Sunshine Halt; Special Edition: your guide to perpetual darkness
    • [2F17] [Free] Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Who Will Be Fallout Boy?
    • [2F17] Milhouse Disappears; Movie on Hold
    • [2F17] Milhouse Meltdown: Ankles pic - flick sick
    • [2F17] Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer
    • [2F31] Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America
    • [3F01] America Loves Ted Kennedy
    • [3F05] Burns Survives Brush with Shut In
    • [3F06] Local Man Loses Pants, Life; Beaver Rescue Falls Short
    • [3F13] Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry
    • [3F15] Troy Weds
    • [3F16] Bum Sues Cartoon King; Got Legal Fee From Some Family
    • [3F18] Helms Calls for Donut Tax; Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead
    • [3F20] [35 cents] Quimby's Proposition 24 on Ballot; Quimby Propositions 24 at Ballet
    • [3F20] [35 cents] Police Prepare for Deportations; Bear Patrol Steps Up Bombing Campaign
    • [3F23] Supervillian Seizes the East Coast
    • [3F24] Kickin' Back; Fifty Ways to Waste Your Weekend
    • [3G01] Human Blimp Sees Flying Saucer
    • [4F03] Champ to Whale on Local Man
    • [4F12] Funny Dog to Make Life Worth While
    • [4F14] Maniac to Live at Brother's Apartment
    • [4F15] [35 cents] Alcohol Prohibited in Springfield; Bums Threaten to Leave Town
    • [4F15] [35 cents] City Goes Dry Today; Bums Extend Deadline
    • [4F15] [35 cents] Banner Bars Booze; Booze Barred By Banner
    • [4F15] [25 cents] Beer Baron Beats Banner; Family Sedan Outruns Cops
    • [4F17] Burns to Open Recycling Plant; Makes Other Bums Look Bad
    • [5F02] [35 cents] Neutron Bomb Headed for Springfield - Hippo Promoted to Detective
    • [5F06] Gruesome murders at socialite's house; Mrs. Astor Safe
    • [5F09] New Face in Trash Race - Local Nut at It Again
    • [5F09] Simpson wins in landslide; Says "crazy promises" the key
    • [5F10] Dog kills cat, self
    • [5F18] Local couple bares all; Police dog clings to life
    • [5F23] [35 cents] Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Cult; Check Out Our New Cult Lifestyle Section [the Evil is crossed out and Nice is written in]
    • [AABF09] It's War
    • [AABF11] Tax Hike Approved
    • [AABF16] [50 cents] Town Prepares for Olympics; Pickpockets Call Up Reserves
    • [AABF21] Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born
    • [BABF03] Nahasapeemapetilan-tastic!
    • [CABF01] Lisa Alive! Hemp City reduced to stems and seeds
    • [CABF02] Web Snoop Discovers Pool Hustle
    • [CABF13] Food Supply Cut Short Off - Even Pies
    • [CABF14] [50 cents] First Day of Spring - Ants, Picnickers, Reach Last-Minute Accord [dated March 21]
    • [CABF22] [50 cents 1.75 Sunday] Pair Sinks Judge's House Quilt Ruined
    • [DABF01] [25 cents] Simpsons Arrested in Family Riot - Even Maggie
    • [DABF04] [50 cents] Sleep Important, Say Experts - Slow News Day Grips Springfield
    • [DABF11] Medical Marijuana Outlawed [bong in red circle strikeout on cover]
    • [DABF16] [50 cents] HO. J. SIMPSONS Trial Starts Today [picture of Homer]
    • [DABF17] [50 cents] Heat Wave Continues [words then melt off front of newspaper]
    • [DABF18] [50 cents] Crazed Mom Goes Topless Photos Pages 3-28 TV Clown Saves Day
    • [EABF02] [50 cents] Teacher Nominated for Award: Will She Leave Old Life Behind? [Mrs. Krabappel shown at podium]; Closed Pistachio Stymies Fatso [CBG shown holding a pistachio]
    • [EABF03] [no price] Drunk Cop Fired From Force; Private Eye Wins Bake-Off
    • [EABF08] [50 cents] Lonely Men Die Early
    • [EABF12] [50 cents] Bumblebee Man Caught in Sting
    • [EABF14] [no price] LIFEWAYS Weekend Edition: Ale Of The Pup [Santa's Little Helper seen drinking Duff]
    • [EABF16] [50 cents] Cavalry Kids Lead Charge In Cleanup; President Shoots Wife
    • [EABF17] [not visible] Cover: Miss Springfield[?] Inside: Baby Saved By Local Hero, Not Father; Men's Dress Slacks At Low Prices! Costington's
    • [EABF18] [50 cents] Mayor Unveils Erection to Cheering Crowd [shown on TV by Kent Brockman]
    • [EABF18] [50 cents] Peace Talks Break Down [picture of tank seen]
    • [EABF18] [50 cents] Iowa Home to World's Biggest Pizza
    • [FABF03] [50 cents] "Families Come First" On Ballet - Second Headline Less Important, Studies Show [Photo of Marge Simpson with arms crossed]
    • [FABF03] [50 cents] "Families Come First" Wrong For Springfield
    • [FABF03] [50 cents] Costs Too Much, Does Too Little
    • [FABF04] [25 cents] Can't see a headline, but observe the price!
    • [FABF08] [50 cents] Simpsons Found Guilty, Sentenced to 10 Tears [Homer pictured being led away] Local Bully to Homer" "Haw Haw" [picture of Nelson pointing]
    • [FABF17] [Springfield Shopper Editor to writer] I want you to over hype this story so much it makes the New York Post look like the New York Times! Or the New York Times look like the New York Post. I forget which one the good one is.
    • [FABF17] [no price] U-ASS-A!
    • [FABF18] Springfield Shopper: A Division of BurnsMedia [Sign now outside headquarters]
    • [FABF18] [50 cents] Beloved Hero Cheats Death (referring to Burns)
    • [FABF18] [50 cents] Lisa's a Total Whacko, Implies Father [photo of Homer talking into the lamp in Burn's office]
    • [FABF18] [50 cents] Lisa Loves Milhouse [separate photos of Lisa and Milhouse]
    • [FABF20] [50 cents] Father of Eight Missing [photo of Apu seen]
    • [GABF01] [50 cents] (framed in Moe's) Triple Murder At Moe's (picture of Moe's)
    • [GABF02] [50 cents] (Shown during "The Passion of Cain and Abel") Massachusetts Okays Gay Marriage
    • [GABF02] [50 cents] (Shown during "The Passion of Cain and Abel") Stem Cells Cure Alzheimers
    • [GABF03] [50 cents] (framed on Wiggum's wall) Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot (illustrated with Wiggum sleeping and another of a riot burning a car and looting)
    • [GABF03] [50 cents] (framed on Wiggum's wall) Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car (illustrated with Wiggum holding his hands up to a police car behind him)
    • [GABF03] [50 cents] (framed on Wiggum's wall) Firemen Rescue Police Chief From Tree (classic scene of firemen climbing a ladder up a tree but with Wiggum instead of a cat)
    • [GABF03] [50 cents] (framed on Wiggum's wall) Commission: Wiggum Sucks (illustrated with Wiggum give a thumbs up)
    • [GABF03] [50 cents] Hail Drought Continues Tin Roofs Undented
    • [GABF03] [50 cents] Wiggum Rescues Boy No, Really (Illustrated with photo of Wiggum with arm around Bart)
    • [GABF08] [50 cents] God Steals Sun - Mayor Offers Sacrifices (illustrated by picture of eclipsed sun and Quimby holding a lamb and a goat)
    • [GABF09] [50 cents] Local Father, Son May Switch Religions
    • [GABF13] [50 cents] L'il Starmaker Fever Sweeps Springfield! (illustrated with a picture of Krusty the Clown)
    • [GABF13] [50 cents] 10-Year-Old Boy Disqualified - Is Actually Paul Simon (illustrated with Paul Simon in cuffs led away by the police)
    • [GABF13] [50 cents] L'il Starmaker Down To Three Finalists (illustrated with photo of Lisa, Cameron and Carisa Wellington)
    • [HABF01] [50 cents] Couch Gag Thrills Nation (standard family on couch watching television scene) (Couch scene opening)
    • [HABF08] [cover not seen] Homer cuts article out of Springfield Shopper: Family Circus
    • [HABF09] [50 cents] Old Man Beats Meat (toreador Grampa Simpson photo shown)
    • [HABF15] [50 cents] Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real (photo of Homer cheering on a wrestling match)
    • [HABF17] [50 cents] Bulls Hospitalized: Nerds, Dorks Cautiously Rejoice (no photo)
    • [HABF17] [2 cents] October 31, 1938 - Broadcast Fools Nation, Springfield (photo of Orson Welles broadcasting)
    • [JABF01] [35 cents] Today We Remember Martin Luther King - Tomorrow We Don't
    • [JABF10] [50 cents] Couch Gag Thrills Nation (photo of Simpsons in standard couch view)
    • [JABF14] [50 cents] Mayor's Breath Still Problem (Photo of Mayor Quimby); Corn Less Popular; Bake Sale Today (Milhouse pretending to read, holding upside down, spying)
    • [MOVIE1] [50 cents] Springfield Cleans Up Act - Pushy Kid Nags Town (photo of Lisa)
    • [KABF01] [50 cents] Boy Shames Region (angry Bart pictured, arms crossed)
    • [KABF07] [35 cents] [Lisa imagines] Bart Killed Martin (picture of Bart) Lisa Helped (picture of Lisa)
  • America Today (appears within movie Left Below)
    • [GABF14] Permissive Lifestyles on Rise - Bible Mocked
  • Apartment Finder "We Put You in Your Place"
    • [EABF12] Advertisement within;
      Roomate Wanted For Three Bedroom Apartment
      Spacious, river view, only $400 a month. Call KLN-5555 ask for Grady or Julio or visit between 9am- 5pm at Village Apartments, Springfield.
  • The Barney Bugle
  • Chateau d'if Times
    • [JABF05] Prisoner's Wife Remarries (photo of Marge with Moe)
  • The Chicago Daily Tribune
    • [DABF18] Dewey Defeats Truman - G.O.P. Sweep Indicated in State; Boyle Leads in City
    • [FABF18] Section B: Ralphings: I Can Go On The Bus [by Ralph Wiggum]
  • The Chippewa Bugle
    • [JABF04] Feds to Keep Interest Rates Steady
  • The Daily Mail
    • [EABF22] Bart and Prince Harry - Out of Control? [Picture of Bart, Prince Harry, and a bouncer outside of a club and two observers)
  • The Daily Set-Up
    • [CABF08] Lisa reads about event at Android's Dungeon but no headline is seen
  • Daily Variety
    • [KABF11] Sundance Edition - Sundance Loves Little Backstabber (photo of Lisa Simpson)
  • The Evening Standard
    • [FABF10] [picture of ringed planet on cover]
    • [HABF03] [no details]
  • The Financial Times
    • [JABF09] (Krusty reading while Cletus children are performing)
  • The Globe
    • [AABF21] Titanic Sinks 1500 Dead
  • Gotham Herald
    • [JABF05] Crimson Cockatoo Beaten Senseless (Photo of a semi-conscious Grampa wearing a strange costume)
    • [JABF05] Muscular Child Terrorizes Underworld (Photo of Bartman)
  • Herald
  • The Homer Times
    • [FABF08] My Daughter, The Hero [Illustrated with photo of Lisa]
  • The Humbletonian
    • [GABF15] [50 cents] Hair Führer (illustrated with photo of Ned Flanders)
  • Jewish News
    • [AABF21] State of Israel Born
  • The Lenny Saver
    • [FABF08] The Truth About Carl: He's Great! [Illustrated with photo of Carl]
  • The Mirror
    • [EABF22] Simpo to UK: "I'll Kill You All" [Angry picture of Homer Simpson]
    • [EABF22] Wacko Jacko to Blimpo Simp: Sell Me Your Bones [Illustrated with picture of Jackson and Homer]
  • National Informer
    Largest Circulation of Any Paper 79 cents
    • [7G09] Bigfoot Still At Large
    • [7G09] I Married Bigfoot; Shocking Interview Inside
    • [7G09] Bigfoot's Wife Pleads: "Call Him Homer!"; Lurid Details Inside
    • [7G09] The Bigfoot Diet: "Pork Chops Aplenty"; Tasty Recipes Inside
  • The National Whoops
    • [EABF08] Sara Lives In Sin, Mess
  • The New York Post
    • [FABF17] [Springfield Shopper Editor to writer] I want you to over hype this story so much it makes the New York Post look like the New York Times! Or the New York Times look like the New York Post. I forget which one the good one is.
  • The New York Times
    • [CABF16] Sign outside awards ceremony: The Good Guy Awards "Pointless" - NY Times
    • [EABF12] Homer: Why are you reading the New York Times? You don't live in New York!
    • [EABF18] Greenspan Won't Deny Rumor of No Rate Hike
    • [FABF17] [Springfield Shopper Editor to writer] I want you to over hype this story so much it makes the New York Post look like the New York Times! Or the New York Times look like the New York Post. I forget which one the good one is.
  • Outhouse Times Picayune
  • The Post
  • Queer Focus
    • [GABF15] (Found by Bart in artsy Limited Appeal Theatre)
  • Racing Form
  • The Red Dress Press [Lisa's newspaper!]
    • [FABF18] Lisa to Burns: "Drop Dead" [parody of "Ford to City: Drop Dead" in Daily News] Ralph Wiggum's Oscar Picks [Illustrated with picture of Ralph Wiggum picking..]
    • [FABF18] Political cartoon of Burns tying the dog Free Speech to the tracks with train Smithers about to run him over.
    • [FABF18] Nyah, Nyah, We're Back Lisa Rules, Burns Drools
    • [FABF18] Final "I Give Up" Edition
  • The Sentinel (when Marge was 16)
    • [JABF07] Cheerleader Flung Into Next County (photo of Cheerleader flying out of a stadium)
    • [JABF07] Boy Brings Enough For Everyone (photo of children gathered around cupcakes)
    • [JABF07] Typing Class Tragedy (photo of fifteen coffins)
  • Springfield High News
    • [FABF22] Sham Chowder by Chloe Talbot Photo by Marge Bouvier (photo of Moe spitting into the soup)
  • Springfield Power Plant Employee Newsletter ['Current' Events]
    • [7F02] Work Accidents Reach Record Low
    • [7F02] Output up 15 Percent
    • [7F02] Management Caves in Condiment Outrage
  • Springfield Times
    • [AABF21] Man Walks on the Moon
  • Springfield Variety
    • [8F19] HIX IN STIX LOVE CHIX LIX
    • [9F19] GABBO FABBO! KRUSTY RUSTY! (photos of Gabbo and a dejected Krusty shown)
  • Springfield Weekly
    • [7G09] Science and Creatures; Big Foot Hunt; Reward Offer $5000.00 alive; Details Inside
  • The Sun
    • [EABF22] Yankee Doodle Randy: Topless Homer on Page 3
    • [EABF22] Judge Goes Medieval on Simpson's Ass [picture of Judge]
  • The Times of London
    • [EABF22] Yank Bangs Queen, Old Bean [Picture of Homer with caption "Homer J. Simpson"]
  • Toon Times
    • [BABF04] Scientist Clones Sheep [on I&S]
  • Twin Spin
    • [FABF08] Are You a Patty or a Selma?
  • US of A Today
    • [8F04] America's Favorite Pencil; #2 is #1
  • (Rubert Murdoch's) Wall Street Journal
    • [JABF17] Republican Tax Cuts Let Marge Simpson Succeed (drawing or Marge on cover)
    • [JABF18] [Opening blackboard] The Wall Street Journal Is Better Than Ever
  • Washington Beacon
    • [8F01] [Free] Never Too Busy....[Lisa with Congressman]
    • [8F01] [Free] EXTRA! Congress Cleans House [Photo of Bob Arnold behind bars]
  • The Washingtoon Post (within an Itchy & Scratchy Movie)
    • [MOVIE1] Mouse Hero Returns - Did Everything to Save Cat (Itchy saluting in front of US Flag) A Widow Mourns (Mrs. Scratchy mourning in veil with hankerchef)
  • Weekly World News
    • [EABF08] Can't your buddy Moe stop by with a list of questions from the Weekly World News?
  • The Willy World News
    • [FABF08] [reviews the new tractors]
  • The Flanders Press
    • [3F01] Playtime is Fun
    • [3F01] Extra! Extra! Todd Smells
    • [3F01] Simpson Kids Miss Mom & Dad
  • Daily Fourth Gradian
    • [7F19] Bart to Martin: Eat My Shorts
    • [7F19] Simpson Defeats Prince
    • [7F19] Extra!!! Prince Beats Simpson
    • [8F15] Foodfight Foiled Fishsticks Seized
    • [DABF13] Photo on front shows Groundskeeper Willy and Groundskeeper Willie's enemy Seamus
    • [DABF15] Martin Prince, Daily Fourth Gradian, asks Skinner to let him take his photo for the society page
    • [EABF20] School Elections Today Are you a Bart or a Milhouse? Take Our Quiz
    • [FABF17] In-De No-Pants Day!
    • [JABF19] Lisa Simpson Awarded Student of Millenium
    • [JABF22] Mad About Milhouse 73% - Batty For Bart 27% - Illustrated with bar graphs and Milhouse/Bart heads
  • Scratchy reading a unidentified newspaper
    • [9F01] Moon Launch Today!
  • Personal Ads in Paper
    • [9F04] ... YOU LIKE pina colada, getting caught in the rain? Come with me and escape. Box 205.
    • [9F04] SWF WANTED For mysterious expedition. Must like monkeys. Non-smoker preferred. [Marge answers this ad in THOH III]
    • [9F04] SWF NEEDED to rescue me from the jaws of bachelorhood. Box 953
  • Headline Homer reads to avoid talking to Marge
    • [9F05] Canada to Hold Referendum
  • Homer Achieves a Lifelong Dream in unidentified newspaper article
    • [9F10] IDIOT RUINS GAME Springfield Forfeits Pennant (Photo of Homer running across field with two cops chasing him)
  • Lisa listens to Corey reading a newspaper on the Corey Hotline
    • [9F12] Canada stalls on trade pact.
  • Bart's Gag Headline From the Carnival
    • [2F14] Bart Named World's Greatest Sex Machine
  • Homer's Food Reviews in the Springfield Shopper
    • [AABF21] Nuts to Soup by Homer Simpson, Food Critic
    • [AABF21] Cod is Great Scrod is Good
    • [AABF21] Thar, She Blows!
  • Homer's Suggestions For the Oops Patrol
    • [EABF18] Cranford Man Missing
    • [EABF18] Drought Threatens to Turn West Into Desert

Magazines, Journals and Catalogs

-- I can't believe you listened to this magazine. It's a Larry Flynt publication - Lisa [JABF13]
  • [9F11] 101 Frozen Pops - Springfield Sperm Bank - Monthly Edition
  • [HABF18] 3D
  • [3F08], [3F22] American Breast Enthusiast
  • [HABF19] American Poetry Perspectives
  • [HABF13] Amnesia Monthly: Tips on Finding Your Way Home
  • [AABF15] Art in America
  • [1F17], [EABF08] Bad Boy's Life
  • [8F05] Ballpoint Pen Digest
    "History of the Ballpoint Pen", "Free Pen Offer", "Evaluating Inks"
  • [8F05] Ballooning Monthly
    "Balloon Races", "How to Fly Higher Without Losing Consciousness" [SIC], "Using a North-West Breeze to Your Advantage", "Baskets", "Customized Balloon Ideas!"
  • [8F08] Bar and Stool Magazine "Through the Roof!" [Moe, arms crossed, in front of a Flaming Homer on the bar]
  • [EABF22] BARTFORUM
  • [HABF18] Baseball
  • [2F21] Bear Baiter Magazine
  • [3G01] Better Homes than Yours
  • [KABF04] Big & Tall Halloween Costumes Catalog
  • [AABF17] Billionaire Beat
  • [HABF18] Blowin' (Jazz magazine, Bart on cover)
  • [DABF10] Blue Pants Weekly
  • [7G07] the Bowl Earth Catalog
  • [5F15] Braille Weekly
  • [FABF18] Burns Weekly "It's Too Late"
  • [JABF14] Cars
  • [4F16] Cartoons
  • [3F20] Cat Fancier Magazine
  • [GABF19] Cat Fancy
  • [3F08] Cheek Week
  • [FABF21] Chestwear Monthly: Public Cottons to Simpson's Shirts Pocket-T's At A Crossroads (Bart holding up a green T-Shirt Stop World Hunder, Eat My Shorts!)
  • [DABF01] Cigarette Aficionado
  • [HABF18] City
  • [2F21] Cliff Biker
  • [BABF19] Coin Laundry News
  • [5F14] Collier's Magazine
  • [HABF18] Concert Hall
  • [GABF08] Concert Hall Weekly So Good It's Gehry
  • [8F05] Cooking with Coconut Magazine
    "Recipes for the Holidays", "10 Easy Tips for Growing Your Own Tree"
  • [8F15], [3F10] Cracked Magazine
  • [8F15] Crazy
  • [2F21] Danger Liker
  • [BABF02] Details
  • [JABF14] Dogs
  • [5F02] D'OH!
  • [HABF18] Dream Denied Magazine "Downbeat Simpson" (featuring a dejected Lisa on the cover)
  • [2F31], [3F20] [Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman] Entertainment Weekly
  • [EABF08] Envy
  • [8F22] Eternity Magazine
  • [8F05] Faberge Egg Owner
  • [JABF09] Family Psychiatry
  • [FABF19] First-Born Twin Magazine
  • [8F10] Fission Illustrated
  • [7G02] Feeble [part of original show opening]
  • [8F23] Forbes
  • [JABF17] Fortunate Magazine "GYM CLA$$" Marge on cover
  • [9F08] Fretful Mother Magazine "Inside: Why Baby Can't Read"
  • [9F08] Fretful Mother Magazine "Inside: Is Your Baby Too Cute"
  • [2F12] Gigantic Asses No. 74 June 1995
  • [2F21] Glass Eater
  • [4F09] Good Housekeeping
  • [GABF19], [HABF18] GQ
  • [3F08] Granny Fanny
  • [GABF03] Gravy Aficionado "The New Browns Are In"
  • [FABF22] Harper's Magazine
  • [JABF09] Health Psychology
  • [GABF19] Hip Punishments
  • [MG36] Home Magazine
  • [HABF13] Homemaker Magazine
  • [JABF06] Homer
  • [5F02] Hook
  • [HABF18], [JABF14] House
  • [5F02] ICE
  • [8F07] Idle Chatter [where inside we hear read..] "Test Your F.Q. - Fatherhood Quotient"
  • [HABF16] The Inquisitor "Krusty's Sad Last Days"
  • [JABF09] Intuition
  • [HABF18] Jazz
  • [HABF18] Jazz Jam
  • [1F03] Jet
  • [7F14] Journal of Canine Obedience
  • [AABF11] Jugs
  • [EABF01] Jugs & Ammo "A Larry Flintlock Publication"
  • [3G01], [3G04] Junior Skeptic Magazine
  • [JABF19] Laffways Magazine: Krusty on cover "Worst of 2007" Worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpie,..even worse than Sergent Serious!
  • [JABF05] Liberty
  • [GABF01], [JABF05] Life (in GABF01 we see cover "Bloodbath in Laos" (one soldier with knife, two with rifles))
  • [5F02] Lifer [MG on cover]
  • [3F17], [JABF05] Look
  • [4F04] Lotto Picks Weekly
  • [8F15], [1F22], [3F10], [4F22] MAD Magazine
    [In [4F22] Bart visits their office in New York]
    [In [CABF12] We see the MAD magazine office tower [which does not in reality exist] blown up
  • [EABF05] Mad-Libs
  • [4F22] Mademoiselle
  • [5F04] Mail Order Brides Magazine
  • [7F14] Men
  • [BABF14] Meddling Today
  • [DABF04] Mens World Magazine
  • [FABF22] Men's Fatness "Bad Abs in Six Weeks!"
  • [4F03] Millionaire Boxing
  • [9F16], [1F03] Modern Bride Magazine
  • [JABF22] Modern Couch Gag 10 Couch Gags To Spice Up Your Marriage (OFF on couch on cover) (in opening couch gag)
  • [8F05] Modern Jewish Father "Win A Trip to Israel"
  • [9F06] Modern Principal 2.50
  • [EABF08] Modern Sandcastle
  • [7G02] Mom Monthly [part of original show opening]
  • [3F21] Mondo Frowno
  • [2F21] Mosh Pitter Magazine
  • [JABF14] Motel
  • [7F12] Ms. Magazine
  • [7F10], [HABF18] Music
  • [2F16] My Weekly Reader
  • [7G09] National Informer
  • [AABF12] New Ager
  • [8F23] New Republic for Kids
  • [5F02] News
  • [HABF08] Newsfake (fake souvenir magazines) Man of the Year (Lenny is pictured)
  • [7G02] Newsly [part of original show opening]
  • [3F01], [3F22], [BABF05], [JABF05] Newsweek
  • [7G12] Newsweekly
  • [7G13] Newsweeque
  • [HABF05] New York Review of Mops
  • [4F16] New Yorker
  • [3F01] Nice [on I&S]
  • [7F14], [8F11], [9F12], [2F33] Non-Threatening Boys Magazine
    [9F12] "Timmy Tim and His Grandma"  "Meet Joey Joe"
  • [MOVIE1] Oatmeal Enthusiast
  • [BABF05] Outlaw Biker
  • [EABF03] Overpass Monthly
  • [4F20], [AABF18], [BABF19], [GABF15], [HABF21] "What People Earn" Parade
  • [EABF07] The Paris Review
  • [3F08] PC World Magazine
  • [EABF13] Peace Pipe Aficionado "What Your End Feather Says About You"
  • [8F07] the Peephole
  • [AABF14], [AABF23], [FABF01], [HABF18] People
  • [DABF05] Pie Times
  • [8F18], [9F22], [AABF12], [BABF03] [Octopia] Playbill
  • [7G07], [7F02], [9F01], [9F12], [3G03], [DABF07], [DABF11], [EABF04], [FABF20], [HABF01], [HABF10], [JABF16] Playdude
    • [9F01] July 1966 Don't Laugh - It's a car from Japan (we also see eight other issues)
    • [9F12] July 1966
    • [FABF20] Bart finds 8 Playdudes hidden away by Homer and decides to imitate it's lifestyle]
    • [JABF16] May 1966 Inside: Topless Chicks! (Girl in bikini on the beach)
  • [HABF03] Playbooth
  • [3F10] Poot
  • [KABF04] Popular Science
  • [7F10] Popular Secretary Magazine
  • [FABF23] Premiere Magazine
  • [2F08] Principal's World Magazine (Principal Skinner on the cover)
  • [CABF10] Prison Bride
  • [JABF09] Psychiatric Quarterly Volume 1 Number 1 Published by the American Psychiatric Association
  • [8F21] Psycho Magazine
  • [3F10] Punch
  • [8F01] Reading Digest
    Can We Trust Bermuda?
    Quotable Notables
    They Call Me Dr. Soybean
    Seven Ways to Spice Up Your Marriage
    Reading Digest "Patriots of Tomorrow" Essay Contest
    How to Increase Your Word Power
  • [1F04], [BABF02], [KABF04] Redbook
  • [2F21] Rock Jumper Magazine
  • [BABF19] Rolling Stone
  • [FABF19] Second-Born Twin Magazine
  • [BABF19] Short Hair Ideas
  • [3F10] Sick
  • [5F02] Skywriter
  • [3F10] Sniff
  • [JABF13] Smothering Mother Magazine
    Are Bees Building Hives in your Diaper Genie?
    The Deadly Truth about Oxygen
    Is Your Baby a Suckaholic?
  • [FABF06] Snuffbox Magazine: Fops Drop To Mozart Flop
  • [2F21] Sponge and Vacuum
  • [JABF05] Sport
  • [7F14] Sports
  • [JABF06] The Springfield Inquisitor "Friends Pray for Luigi's Death"
  • [JABF06] The Springfield Inquisitor "Mr. Teeny's Cocaine Orgy"
  • [9F09] The Springfield Journal of Cardiology
  • [8F16] Springfield Magazine
  • [7G12] Springfield Review of Books
  • [8F19] Springfield Variety Magazine
  • [7G09] Springfield Weekly
  • [DABF20] Spy Magazine
  • [5F20] Success Magazine
  • [JABF17] Successful Magazine "Gym Dandy" Marge on cover
  • [HABF18] The Sugar Sheet "We ask Bart the questions "Blowin'" wouldn't or couldn't!" (Bart on cover)
  • [4F23] Swank
  • [7F14] Teen Dream
  • [DABF22] Teen Modern Maturity
  • [7F14] [Martin Sheen's] Teen Scene
  • [7F14] Teen Scheme
  • [7F14] Teen Scream
  • [7F14] Teen Spleen
  • [7F14] Teen Steam
  • [FABF17] Temporarily Deaf Weekly [girl in bikini with an ear horn on cover]
  • [7F12], [9F06], [1F13], [1F15], [3F07], [3F09], [CABF13], [DABF04], [EABF04], [JABF05] Time
    [In [CABF13] Maggie swallows a Time magazine whole]
  • [7G12], [8F08] Timely "One Moe for the Road" [Moe in front of a Flaming Homer]
  • [7G12] Today's Guns
  • [4F12] Toon Beat Magazine
  • [BABF04] Toon Times [on I&S]
  • [JABF14] Town
  • [DABF18] Trade Show Digest "Hausfrau Wows Dog-Chow Pow-Wow"
  • [AABF08] Trout Fever
  • [9F03], [9F08], [1F02], [1F15], [AABF15], [BABF19], [EABF21], [GABF07], [JABF06] TV Guide
    • [9F03] Mr. T on Cover
    • [9F08] David Hasselhoff on cover
    • [EABF21] [THOH] We see the Homer/Marge/Bart/Maggie TV Guide covers
    • [GABF07] "Why Alf Hates Victoria Principal"
    • [JABF06] "Barbara Walters at 100"
  • [EABF04] Twilight Zone
  • [CABF13] Unnecessaries - Inflight Catalog
  • [9F21], [2F21], [4F17], [EABF04] [MG on cover] US Magazine
  • [7F12], [3F09] US News and World Report
  • [2F17], [3F15], [FABF01] Variety
    "Simpson A Smash", :Grammys, Emmys to Merge"
  • [HABF02] Vogue
  • [BABF05] Wasted Days
  • [HABF18] Weekly
  • [5F02] Wildlife
  • [AABF20] Wired Magazine "Cybershorts: Virtually Wedgieproof"
  • [5F22] Working Mother
  • [FABF06] Yorker [with England's view of the world on the cover]

Comics

  • [2F17] There are 814 issues of Radioactive Man
  • [9F21] Action Comics #1
  • [2F12] Action Comics #1 (Krusty burns it to light a cigarette)
  • [2F02] Archie Comics
  • [JABF17] Aquaman: Death of Aquaman by CC Comics
  • [JABF06] Aquaman and Superman by D.C. Comics
  • [MG36] BAD Comics
  • [2F17] Batboy
  • [2F17] Batchick
  • [EABF21] Batman and Rhoda
  • [CABF08] Biclops "That's For Making Me Cry!" [Biclops punches a football player]
  • [2F17] Birdguy
  • [CABF08] Bloodzilla
  • [CABF08] Bongo
  • [JABF17] Casper: Death of Caspar by Harry Comics
  • [2F17] Cat Girl
  • [FABF23] Daunting Deeds: Along Against the Dodo King
  • [CABF08] The Death of Sad Sack
  • [2F17] Dog Kid
  • [GABF09] Dr. Shapiro vs. Plaque-Ula
  • [FABF15] Easy to Believe Tales [Jesus pictured with children]
  • [EABF21] Evel Knievel Jumps the Jackson 5
  • [FABF15] Fantastic Floor Annual Hardwood Issue 12 cents
  • [FABF15] The Green Listener
  • [FABF12] I Do Comics "Oh no, sob! I married the high school principal!"
  • [2F17] Iguana Girl
  • [2F17] Lava Lady
  • [HABF13] Lil' Jesus 10 cents No. 146 (Lulu type character standing on bathtub water "But Mom, I'm trying to take a bath")
  • [GABF09] Lives of the Saints Comics "I Forgive Thee - Now Die!"
  • [2F17] Manboy [$5]
  • [2F17] Mister Amazing
  • [2F17] Mr. Hop
  • [2F17] Mr. Smarty-Pants!
  • [2F17] Nick [with hole in chest]
  • [HABF13] Old Testament 25 cents Oct 06
  • [HABF13] Pious 25 cents May 28
  • [2F17] Power Person
  • [2F17] Radiation Dude
  • [7G02] Radioactive Man
  • [9F16] Radioactive Man
  • [2F08] Radioactive Man
  • [2F17] Radioactive Man
  • [FABF21] Radioactive Man
  • [GABF05] Radioactive Man
  • [JABF15] Radioactive Man
  • [7F21] Radioactive Man #1
  • [1F06] Radioactive Man #8
  • [CABF08] Radioactive Man #1000
  • [KABF13] Radioactive Man vs. Muhammed Ali
  • [KABF13] Radioactive Man meets The Kansas City Royals
  • [KABF13] Radioactive Man vs. Restless Leg Syndrome
  • [FABF15] Richie Rich The Poor Little Rich Boy Incorporates in Delaware
  • [JABF17] Robin: (Bart: Caveman Robin)
  • [JABF17] Robin: (Bart: Black Robin)
  • [JABF17] Robin: "Holy Trinity, Batman!" (Bart: Born again Robin)
  • [2F17] Snake Kid
  • [2F17] Star Dog
  • [FABF15] Supergirl vs. the Glass Ceiling [Supergirl shown in boardroom]
  • [JABF17] Superman: Death of Superman by CC Comics
  • [EABF21] Superman vs. Patty Hearst
  • [JABF17] Superman: World's Finest Comics (Superman with sign "Gotham or Bust")
  • [2F17] The Human Bee
  • [2F17] Tree Man
  • [CABF08] Vampire Dinosaur
  • [JABF17] Wolverine (Bart: Infamous Wolverine comics with pop-out claws) Note: back of comic has Atari video game console advertisement
  • [2F17] Wonder ?
  • [MG36] WORSE Comics
  • [EABF21], [JABF15] Zebra Girl
  • [JABF15] Zillionaire
  • [EABF21], [JABF15] Zoidzilla

Pamphlets & Brochures

  • [3F05] Am I Disabled?
  • [7F11] So You're Going to Die
  • [7F12] Springfield Nuclear Power Plant brochure
  • [7F13] So You've Decided to Steal Cable
  • [7F17] Discount Lion Safari brochure
  • [7F20] It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell
  • [7F20] Bible Babblers
  • [8F10] So You've Ruined Your Life
  • [9F11] Duff Gardens brochure
  • [9F14] Is Your Spouse A Souse? (Drunk man holding a martini on cover)
  • [AABF08] Performance Tires
  • [AABF16] "Yes on 217" Indian casinos
  • [AABF20] Mega-Savings Vacations
  • [AABF20] Air Japan's Safety Instructions
  • [DABF05] So Your Life is Ruined [Smiley face with mouth wired shut]
  • [DABF16] Screamapillar Care Tips
  • [DABF16] Earn Big $$$ In TV Repair
  • [EABF15] Springfield Aquarium
  • [FABF08] What Would Jesus View? By Michael Medved
  • [FABF17] Death Prick: A parent's guide to shots gone wrong
  • [GABF09] Plop 'til You Drop (promoting having babies)
  • [GABF18] Prof. Pigskin's Pro Ball Prognosticator
  • [HABF04] Upward Bound: The toughest behavorial modification camp in Northwest Oregon
  • [HABF11] Recruiting brochure for The Bounty: The British Navy: Lessy Scurvy, More Curvy (shows seafarer with two busy lasses at his sides)
  • [JABF03] You Will Die In Sin
  • [JABF12] Your Weird New Pet (snake on cover)
  • [JABF13] Fire Safety
  • [KABF02] Your Memory Bubble and You

Video Messages and Instructional Videos

  • [9F05] The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair
    Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from me from such instructional videos as Mothballing Your Battleship and Dig Your Own Grave and Save.
    Now, over the next six hours, I'll be taking you through the do's and do-not-do's of foundation repair. Ready? First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel. Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation? Assemble the aluminum J-channel using self-furring screws. Install. After applying brushable coating to the panels you'll need some corrosion-resistant metal stucco lath. If you can't find metal stucco lath use carbon-fibre stucco lath. Now parge the lath.
  • [9F10] Aunt Hortense Video Will
    I would like to start my reading a passage from Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and ...(Homer fast forwards)... and that has made all the difference." Now, let's get down to business. (Hutz, taped over: To my executor, Lionel Hutz I leave $50,000.) To Marge, I leave my collection of potato chips that resemble celebrities. They're all here: Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier, right up to Jay Leno. There chips were my children, Marjorie. Take special care of them. To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, Jub Jub. To my dear childless nieces, Patty and Selma I leave my grandfather clock and these words: Don't die lonely like me. Raise a family and do it now. Now! Now! Now!
  • [9F14] Dangers of Driving Drunk
    Troy McClure: What a terrible waste. Hi! I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot. For the next 60 minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of car-crash victims. (later) Here's an appealing fellow. In fact they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
  • [2F33] (title not shown) Fuzzy Bunny and Fluffy Bunny
  • [GABF05] Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide to Your Restraining Order (within which they play "So You've Got a Restraining Order")
  • [GABF06] Robert Wagner on Menopause
  • [HABF14] So You're Calling God a Liar: An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism
  • [JABF15] U.S. Dental Association: Menace Tooth Society (saved by Luda-Crest)

Books

Listed in title order, or in the absence of a title, by author.

  • [1F06] 10 Do's and 100 Don'ts of Knife Safety
  • [HABF19] 1876 by Gore Vidal
  • [GABF14] 1989 The Year of the Armageddon
  • [FABF05] "A" is for Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • [EABF02] Advanced Algebra
  • [1F07] Advanced Calculus
  • [2F10] Advanced Marketing
  • [EABF17] Alice in Wonderland
  • [KABF13] Almanac
  • [DABF07] America's 2nd Best Short Stories
  • [7F04] American Literature
  • [BABF17] Animation for Dummies
  • [KABF08] Angelica Button and the Teacup of Terror
  • [KABF08] Angelica Button and the Deadly Denoucment
  • [GABF14] Any Day Newt
  • [9F04] Arcana
  • [5F23] Arithmetic the Leader's Way
  • [GABF14] Armageddon
  • [7F23] The Art of War by Sun Tzu
  • [7G02] Astrophysics
  • [3F20] Backdoors to Citizenship
  • [7G02] Babylonian Myths
  • [9F04] Baby's First Popup Book
  • [4F13] Babysitter Twins #20, The President's Baby is Missing
  • [4F13] Babysitter Twins #??, The Formula Formula
  • [7G02] Balzac
  • [1F07] Basic Margeting
  • [3F15] Bean-Bag Furniture Repair
  • [EABF19] The Bear Went Over the Mountain [picture of bear holding a pocketbook]
  • [1F18] Beard Book, by Sebastian Cabot
  • [7F09] Bedtime Stories [within an I&S cartoon!]
  • [2F10] Beginning Marketing
  • [EABF19] The Berenstain Bears
  • [JABF14] Be Your Own Dentist
  • [7G07], [7G08], [7F08], [7F11], [7F13], [7F20], [7F23], [7F24], [8F05], [8F12], [8F16], [8F21], [9F01], [9F03], [9F04], [9F08], [9F21], [9F22], [1F01], [1F03], [1F14], [1F17], [1F20], [1F22], [2F01], [2F02], [2F03], [2F04], [2F12], [2F14], [2F31], [3F01], [3F02], [3F09], [3F13], [4F02], [4F06], [4F07], [4F11], [4F17], [5F02], [5F09], [5F11], [AABF06], [AABF14], [AABF20], [BABF05], [BABF06], [BABF10], [CABF02], [CABF03], [CABF15], [DABF02], [DABF11], [DABF13], [DABF16], [EABF06], [EABF08], [EABF09], [EABF15], [FABF02], [GABF02], [GABF14], [GABF15], [HABF04], [HABF14], [HABF16], [MOVIE1], [JABF21] The Bible
  • [GABF02] The Bible for Wise-Asses
  • [9F15] Big Book of British Smiles
  • [8F05] The Big Book of Chosen People
  • [HABF19] The Bonfire of the Vanities
  • [9F04] Book of Magick and Spells Vol. II [Time Life]
  • [2F07] Bordello Repair Vol. I
  • [2F07] Bork on Sex
  • [9F04] Bottom 12 Math Words
  • [GABF20] Brain Teasers
  • [2F33], [KABF04] The Bridges of Madison County by Robert James Waller
  • [HABF19] Burr by Gore Vidal
  • [7G02] Byron
  • [HABF12] Calculus
  • [7G02] Candide
  • [8F17] Canine Surgery
  • [EABF01] Cat in the Hat [implied]
  • [KABF06] Catholic School Punishment Guidelines
  • [GABF10] The Cereal Is The Prize - And Other Management Secrets I Learned at Breakfast
  • [KABF11] Charlotte's Web
  • [GABF14] Chicken Soup for the Damned Soul
  • [5F21] A Child's Garden of Edison
  • [CABF03] A Child's Garden of Cons by Grampa Simpson [aka Grifty McGrift]
  • [BABF17] Christianity for Dummies
  • [HABF22] Cincinnati Time Waste: Rules and Regulations
  • [DABF16] Classic Children's Stories
  • [DABF08] Classics for Children
  • [FABF19] Cloudy Day Diversions (What Marge uses for Bart's party)
  • [BABF08] Clue in the Clock by Nancy Drew;
    Nancy Drew let out a low whistle. This isn't an old windmill at all. It's a new windmill.
  • [HABF05] Common-Slob to Brahmin Snob: A Guide to Etiquette (Spine; cover reads Genteel Ben's Guide to Etiquette)
  • [1F09] The Complete Handyman Bookshelf
    • Vol I Spice Racks
    • Vol II Knick Knack Shelves
    • Vol III Trojan Horses
  • [1F09] Coping with Loss
  • [FABF08], [HABF19] The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen
  • [BABF17] Cow Tipping for Dummies
  • [JABF05] Count of Mount Cristo
  • [7G02] Crime & Punishment
  • [3G02] Curious George and the Ebola Virus
  • [HABF19] The Da Vinci Code
  • [JABF09] Dali
  • [BABF22] Death Be Not Proud
  • [JABF09] Degas
  • [7G02] Design of Computers
  • [8F04] Dictionary
    • [8F04] Homer imagines looking up stupid in dictionary he finds himself listed
    • [1F20] Webster's Dictionary; Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."
    • [2F10] Homer looking up marketing in The New American Dictionary (to improve bowling alley business!)
    • [2F15] Hugh (Lisa's imagined future husband) says he'll get the dictionary thinking Lisa wouldn't know the word stochastic
    • [2F18] Marge says she's going to write the dictionary people to remove the word bitch
    • [DABF14] Homer takes out a dictionary to look up the word eunuch
    • [EABF18] Hippie-English Dictionary
    • [HABF07] Flanders-English English-Flanders Dictionary
    • [HABF07] Simpsons-English English-Simpsons Dictionary
  • [EABF02] Doughboys
  • [HABF20] Drink Your Own Blood and Save - Oprah Recommends: "Buy Three Copies"
  • [4F15] The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield [a parade book float]
  • [DABF04] Dying for Dummies
  • [1F07] Early American History
  • [2F15] Ecosystem of the Marsh
  • [9F14] English
  • [8F07] Fatherhood by Bill Cosby
  • [9F04] Find Waldo Yet Again
  • [HABF07] Flanders-English English-Flanders Dictionary
  • [7F04] Forgotten Lore Vol. II
  • [2F19] Forty Years of Playboy by Hugh Hefner
  • [8F18] The Fountainhead Diet
  • [5F04] Fried Green Tomatoes [Manjula's favorite book, movie and food]
  • [JABF17] From Hell by Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell (Alan Moore guest starred on this episode!)
  • [7F18] Gee, Your Pecs Look Terrific
  • [JABF04] Geaneology [sic] Research
  • [HABF05] Genteel Ben's Guide to Etiquette (Spine: Common-Slob to Brahmin Snob: A Guide to Etiquette)
  • [1F07] Geography
  • [JABF17] Ghost World by Daniel Clowes (who guest starred on this episode!)
  • [EABF19] Goldilocks and the Three Bears
  • [HABF20] Good Grief, More Peanuts by Charles M. Schultz
  • [BABF17] Goodnight Moon
  • [DABF15] Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
  • [5F21] Greatest Living Inventor, Thomas Edison
  • [5F03] Greatest Sports Injuries
  • [BABF21] Grimm's Fairy Tales
  • [9F05] Guide to Infantile Distress, by Dr. Washburn's Asbestos Pills
  • [BABF05] Guinness Book of World Records
  • [DABF08] Hamlet
  • [2F32] Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen
  • [KABF08] The Hardy Boys: The Mystery of the Odd-Shaped Rock
  • [FABF05] The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson
  • [FABF05] The Harpooned Heart II: The Thunder Down Under by Marge Simpson [not published]
  • [KABF09] Harry Potter
  • [BABF17] Henry Potter
  • [FABF05] Hickory, Dickery, Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • [EABF18] Hippie-English Dictionary
  • [8F24] History
  • [JABF14] Box of 1950s History Books (Too Racist) in Springfield Elementary School ventilation ducts
  • [JABF14] Box of 1990s History Books (Not Racist Enough) in Springfield Elementary School ventilation ducts
  • [CABF14] Homer, I hardly knew me by Homer Simpson
  • [2F19], [BABF22] Hop on Pop by Dr. Seuss [Theodor Geisel Seuss]
  • [8F07] How To (fourteen volumes on shelf in Homer's garage)
  • [7F04] How to Cook for Forty Humans
  • [9F16] How to Get Rich Writing Cartoons by John Swartzwelder
  • [DABF10] How to Loot Brazil
  • [2F32] How to Make Love to Steve Allen by Steve Allen
  • [2F07] How to Seduce Your Lousy, Lazy Husband
  • [FABF14] How to Talk to a Drunk Father
  • [5F12] How to Tunnel out of Prison
  • [CABF06] Huckleberry Finn
  • [4F07], [HABF20] The How, Why, and Huh? Book of Weather
  • [FABF05] To Hug a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • [GABF19] Hymnal
  • [1F11] I Didn't Do it: the Bart Simpson Story
  • [FABF05], [HABF20] I, Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • [EABF14] I, Suds
  • [7G02] Iliad by Homer
  • [7G02] Dante's Inferno
  • [5F11] Internet for Dummies
  • [9F15] It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times
  • [9F03] Itchy & Scratchy: the Movie The Novel
  • [DABF12] Jack and Jill
  • [8F05] Jewishness Revisited
  • [9F18], [CABF06] Johnny Tremain [in 9F18 Bart also suggests Johnny Deformed]
  • [3F24] Jonathan Livingston Seagull
  • [2F32] Journey to the Center of Steve Allen by Steve Allen
  • [BABF17] The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan
  • [2F03] [THOH V] The Joy of Cooking Milhouse
  • [2F32] The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen by Steve Allen
  • [KABF06] The Joy of Sax
  • [2F07], [AABF11] Kama Sutra
  • [HABF20] The Kansas City Royals Forever Champions
  • [FABF05] To Kill a Mockingbird
  • [FABF05] To Kiss A Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • [JABF16] Today
  • [JABF09] Kiss the Girls by James Patterson
  • [2F07] Kosher Erotic Cakes
  • [GABF16] The Land of the Wild Beasts by Milton Burkhart
  • [EABF06] The Law
  • [EABF14] Law
  • [EABF13] Let's Go Home
  • [KABF05] Let's Not Go London
  • [HABF22] Life Beyond Wife by Professor Stein
  • [HABF14] Life in these 38 States
  • [7G02] Life of Leonardo
  • [7F22] Like Hell I Can't
  • [GABF08] Loony Laws, Silly Statutes and Wacky War Crimes
  • [FABF13] Lose Your Accent in Thirty Years
  • [JABF17] Lost Girls by Alan Moore and Melinda Gebbie (Alan Moore guest starred on this episode!)
  • [8F17] The Lottery by Shirley ?
  • [1F17] Love in the Time of Scurvy
  • [DABF20] Love in the Time of Coloring Books
  • [2F07] Mapplethorpe
  • [JABF06] Man and Superman by G. B. Shaw
  • [HABF16] Married Alive! A Wife-Saving Guide
  • [9F12] MASH Coloring Book
  • [GABF17] Master of the Senate by Robert A. Cairo
  • [8F24], [9F14], [1F07], [GABF09], [JABF12], [KABF06] Math
  • [GABF05] Math Safari
  • [JABF17] Maus by Art Spiegelman (who guest starred on this episode!)
  • [9F10] MCAT The Monorail Conductors Aptitude Test
  • [EABF10] Megatronics: The 48 Tips to Corporate Success by Stark Richdale
  • [JABF05] Mein Kampf
  • [2F07] Michener "Today's Special: Michener $1.99/Lb."
  • [JABF09] Miro
  • [2F07] [Audio] Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American by Paul Harvey
  • [7G02], [7F03] Moby Dick
  • [BABF17] Moby Dick for Dummies
  • [FABF07] The Mounds Builders
  • [FABF05] Murder M... Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • [JABF11] The Murderer Did It: A Lenny Leonard Mystery
  • [CABF09] My Core Beliefs by Mike Farrell
  • [FABF05] My Side of the Mountain
  • [DABF19] My Troubled Mind By Moe Szyslak
  • [1F14] My Friend Flicka
  • [7G02] Nana by Emily Zola
  • [JABF04] Nagging Your Way To Ecstasy
  • [DABF01] Necronomicon
  • [BABF17] Network Programming for Dummies
  • [7G02] Oddessy [sic] by Homer
  • [FABF05] Olympic Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • [2F02] Only Turkeys Have Left Wings
  • [HABF14] The Origin of Species
  • [GABF16] Overcome Childhood Fears: A Ten-Week Program
  • [1F05] Owning Your Okayness
  • [7G02] Quantum Mechanics
  • [7G02] Paradise Lost
  • [KABF04] A People's History of the United States 1492 - Present by Howard Zinn
  • [JABF07] Pat Summerall's Smut Yuks
  • [GABF22] Peterson Field Guides: Birds
  • [3F22] Pippi in the South Seas
  • [7F04] The Pit and the Pendulum
  • [7G02] Plato
  • [EABF16] The Pre-Teen Braves Handbook: Foreword by Larry Storch
  • [KABF06] Public School Punishment Guidelines
  • [7F04] The Purloined Letter
  • [7G02] Pushkin
  • [GABF14] Rapture for Dummies
  • [2F07] Rational Thinking. Reasonable Future by Al Gore
  • [FABF12] Recipes to Think About in Bed [We also appear to see the back of this book in the closing]
  • [DABF02] Religionhood by Paul Reiser
  • [FABF05] Return to Scoundrel Island by Esme Delacroix
  • [DABF03] Rick James' Bible
  • [HABF19] The Right Stuff
  • [FABF06] Ron Santo: A Life At Third Base
  • [2F07] Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow by Al Gore
  • [2F19] The Satanic Verses by Salmon Rushdie
  • [1F07] Science
  • [5F23] Science for Leader Lovers
  • [FABF05] Scoundrel Comes Calling by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] Scoundrel Goes West by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] A Scoundrel in Araby by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] Scoundrel in Scarlet by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] Scoundrel is Rich by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] Scoundrel Redo by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] Scoundrel Redux by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] El Scoundrelo by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] Scoundrel vs. Hitler by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] Senator Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • [FABF05] The Secret of the Soundrel Cove by Esme Delacroix
  • [2F09] Secret World History (Stonecutters publication)
  • [3F31] Sex, by Krusty the Clown
  • [2F19] Sexus by Henry Miller
  • [7G02] Shakespeare I-XV
  • [8F05] Shulhan Aruch
  • [HABF07] Simpsons-English English-Simpsons Dictionary
  • [HABF20] Smiles of Ireland
  • [5F21] Smugglers of Pirate's Cove [Hardy Boys]
  • [BABF17] Someone's in the Kitchen With Jesus by Rev. Tim Lovejoy
  • [JABF04] Springfield Family Heritage
  • [9F16] Springfield High School 1974 Yearbook
  • [EABF11] Star Searcher by Ed McMahon
  • [3F06], [2F19] Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman
  • [2F09] Stone Cutters Secret World History
  • [HABF04] Stuart Little
  • [HABF19] Superhounds: The ultimate greyhound betting system
  • [8F05] Talmud
  • [2F07] Tanks of the Third Reich
  • [7F08] Tao Te Ching by Lao Tsu
  • [2F19] Tek War by William Shatner
  • [3F11] The New, The Caddies, Ourselves
  • [7F03] The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
  • [7F04] The Tell Tale Heart
  • [FABF11] The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals by Snake
  • [2F19] Theory of Evolution by Charles Darwin
  • [FABF19] Thesaurus
  • [FABF21] They Promised Me Ponies by Lisa Simpson (Lisa's unfinished novel)
  • [FABF19] Thin By Third Grade
  • [5F21] Thomas Edison Pop-up Book
  • [HABF20] The Time Life Carpenter's Library
    • Vol. 1  The Basics
    • Vol. 2  Working with Wood
    • Vol. 3  Cabinets and Cupboards
    • Vol. 4  Tables and Chairs
    • Vol. 5  Decking and Roofing
    • Vol. 6  Finish Carpentry
    • Vol. 7  Floorboards and Nightstands
    • Vol. 8  More Projects
  • [3F22] Tome: A Novel By Gore Vidal
  • [JABF04] Tracing Family History
  • [7F03] Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
  • [DABF19] Treehouse of Horror XIII [used in opening!]
  • [EABF02] Trenches
  • [BABF22] Trinity by Leon Uris
  • [9F18] The Truth About Whacking Day by Bob Woodward
  • [GABF14] tuesdays with Morrie In Hell
  • [FABF10] The Two Noble Kinsmen by William Shakespeare
  • [2F07] Ueberroth (biography of Peter Uebberoth)
  • [2F07] Unidentified Flying Outrage!
  • [KABF13] U.S. Coins  Homer: This is the first book I ever finished reading or pushing things into.
  • 7F22] Unsinkable Sadruddin Mabaradad
  • [DABF03] Up Center [Tom Clancy's Up Center] [best book Moe has ever seen]
  • [7F22] Up from the Muck
  • [1F12] Valley of the Dolls
  • [HABF20] Veterans' Day Parades
  • [8F05] Views on Jews
  • [EABF21] Watch Repair
  • [1F20] Webster's Dictionary
    Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."
  • [2F07] Weight Loss Through Laborious Sex
  • [FABF15] When Bad Things Happen to Cute Children by a rabbi that surfs
  • [FABF08] When Daddy Does Hard Time
  • [BABF19] Where Are My Residuals? by Lisa Simpson
  • [FABF05] Whither My Scoundrel? by Esme Delacroix
  • [GABF09] Who Made That Barrel? You Did! (about Coopers)
  • [FABF05] Who Really Killed J.F.K. by Homer and Marge Simpson
  • [DABF10] Who wants to be a Brazilionaire?
  • [5F22] Who's Who among American Elementary School Students
  • [7F22] Will There Ever be a Rainbow?, by C.M. Burns
  • [AABF03] The Wind in the Willows
  • [HABF20] Wisconsin From Above
  • [GABF08] Woodrow Wilson, Man of Peace
  • [EABF19] World's Easiest Crossword Puzzles
  • [EABF02] WW I
  • [KABF13] Yellow Pages
  • [1F04] Yes I am a Vampire, by Monty Burns
  • [3F02] Your Gimmicky Restaurant by Bennigan and Fuddrucker
  • [BABF17] Your Shoes' Too Big To Kickbox God by Krusty the Klown [Ghostwritten by John Updike]
  • [FABF06] Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides
  • [DABF02] Zagat's Guide to World Religions

Billboards

  • [7F05] Royal Majesty; clothing for the Obese or Gangly Gentlemen
  • [7F05] Moe's Tavern
  • [7F17] Discount Lion Safari, so real you'll think you're in Africa
  • [8F02] Get a Mammogram, Man
  • [8F19] Flaming Pete's 75 miles
  • [8F19] Flaming Pete's 30 miles
  • [8F19] Flaming Pete's next exit!
  • [9F03] Itchy & Scratchy: the Movie
  • [9F03] Springfield Barber College
  • [9F14] Duff Beer, You know you want it
  • [9F19] Gabbo is Coming
  • [1F09] Duff Beer, Can't Get Enough
  • [1F14] Welcome to Lake Springfield, No mercury dumping without permit
  • [2F12] This year, give her English Muffins
  • [2F12] Best in the West BBQ Sauce
  • [3F03] Don't eat beef, eat Deer
  • [3F11] Ogdenville Outlet Mall, 1000's of irregular salad bowls
  • [3F21] Homer Simpson---the Pride of Springfield
  • [3G01] DIEt
  • [4F11] Laramie Slims
  • [4F11] Pure Enjoyment, Laramie Slims
  • [4F11] See Real Live Reindeer at Santa's Village
  • [5F06] For Sale---> Red Blazer Realty
  • [5F06] The Lumber King
  • [AABF07] We're Watching You Kids, Cops Never Sleep [mechanized]
  • [DABF17] Superintendant [sic] Chalmers Now More Than Ever

Springfield Radio

[9F07] As Homer is teetering off the cliff, he tunes his radio to the far right, bringing it safely back on the road.
  • Radio Stations
    • [8F05] KBBL AM
      • approx. 1100 kHz
      • Format: News-Talk Radio
      • "K-babble, all talk 24 hours a day"
    • [8F19] KUDD AM 570
      • Format: country
      • "don't touch that knob, you got kudd on it"
    • [8F21] KBBL FM 102.5
      • Format: apparently plays top 40 from the 1950's through the 1980's or 90's
      • [HABF16] Broadcasting Isotopes baseball game
    • [8F14] WKOMA
      • Format: probably new age, easy listening, and adult contemporary
      • "Coma, restful easy listening"
    • [9F04] KZMB
      • Format: mostly Zombie related sounds
      • "All Zombie Radio"
    • KZOG Radio 530
    • [2F32] KJAZZ AM
      • Format: probably most forms of Jazz
      • "152 Americans can't be wrong"
      • 23 ft. broadcast range
    • [3F21] KFSL FM 103
      • Format: Classic Rock- 70's Top 40 & AOR
      • "Fossil 103, classic hits from Abba to Zeppelin"
    • [DABF09] WOMB
      • "...warm and safe radio, takes you back to the golden age of.."
    • [DABF18] Radio Disney
      • "You're listening to Radio Disney, the songs you love, rewritten for babies!"
    • [FABF08] FM 95.3
      • Bart: ..and I'm happy to listen to FM 95.3 Home of Booner and the Ditz
    • [GABF15] National Public Radio
    • [HABF16] KBBL 970 AM
      • Broadcasting Isotopes baseball game
      • Jock Squawk
    • [JABF21] 87.9 - Rock Radio Station Louie of Louis' Towing is listening to
    • [KABF06] National Public Radio
      This is Terry Gross from NPR saying thank you. Now let's get back to our 1987 interview with Senator Alan Cranston.
    • Radio Programs
      • [7G01] Dr. Marvin Monroe Show
      • [7G07] Mamu in the Morning
      • [7F07] "Hooray for Everything" half-time show
      • [7F08] KBBL Proudly Sponsors The Ye Olde First Annual Miniature Golf Tournament
      • [8F05] Gabbin' About God
        And in order to keep our broadcasting license we devote Sunday night dead time to public service shows of limited appeal. In that spirit we bring you Gabbin' About God sponsored by Ace Religious Supply, where they say, ``If we don't got it, it ain't holy.''
      • [9F21] Paul Harvey's the Rest of the Story
      • [2F02] the Birch Barlow Talk Show
      • [2F08] Radio Psychic
      • [2F32] Moleman in the Morning
      • [5F03] Sports Spew! with Roy Firestone
      • [AABF17] Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch
      • [DABF09] Itchy and Scratchy Radio Hour
      • [GABF15] Verbal Tea on National Public Radio
    • KBBL's Bill & Marty
      • an obvious parody of the syndicated "Don and Mike Show"
        • [7F03] "two grown men who can't get enough of each other" [same slogan as Don and Mike];
          Rise and shine Springfield students. It's the Bill and Marty Show. He's Bill... he's Marty Two grown men who can't get enough of each other.
          And it looks like we got some snow formation for all those flake lovers out there. Mm-hmm. Springfield electric, gas and water plants are closed for the day. Oh, now don't forget the nuclear power plan, Bill. That's clooooosed too! Now for all you youngsters, you toddlers. This is what you've been waiting for. Springfield County schools are-- I can't read it I'm too excited... Uh-oh. Springfield County schools will be closed!
        • [8F14] both do crank calls
        • [1F11] both talk about/laugh at celebrities
        • [5F21] both use silly sound effects
      • [7F07] on TV hosting the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
      • [7F24] Michael Jackson coming to Springfield
        Bill: We've just been handed a bulletin from our Rock 'n' Rumor department.
        Marty: That's right - Michael Jackson the Thriller himself is moonwalking his way right here to our very own Springfield.
        Bill: And while we go check it out why don't you enjoy a seldom-heard extra-long version of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
        [8F14] "Bill and Marty Classic Crank Call"
      • [8F21] interview Spinal Tap backstage at the Springfield Coliseum
      • [8F21] "in other Spinal Tap news, Mayor Quimby honored the aging super group in a ceremony at City Hall" ".....he's taping into the spines of the young voters"
      • [9F07] Snow Time
        Bill: Take it easy folks! It's "snow" picnic out there.
        Marty: I "snow" what you mean.
        Bill: You're deadweight, Marty.
      • [9F13] Plays Monster Mash on Valentine's Day
        Marty: Doing the Monster Mash with ya on this beautiful Valentine's Day. Bill: Marty, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs. Marty: Well, its kind of a love song - all the monsters enjoying each other's company, dancing, holding their evil in check. Bill: You played the wrong record, didn't you? Marty: Why are you doing this to me?
      • [9F13] Plays Monster Mash on President's Day
        Bill: Hey, hey! Bill and Marty here wrapping up as beautiful President's Day. Marty: To George and all the rest, here's a special song just for you. (Monster Mash comes on.... again.) Doggone it!
      • [1F11] discussing whatever happened to "that I didn't do it kid"?
      • [1F14] give away 2 tickets to the Pigskin Classic football game to Ned Flanders
      • [1F15] jobs are threatened by the Bart controversy and the Automated DJ
      • [1F15] "KBBL is gonna give me somethin' stupid" contest
      • [5F21] "5 o'clock news flash" www..
      • [AABF12] "That was Men Without Hats, or as they're known today, Men Without Jobs!"
      • [AABF12] live remote from PJ O'Harrigan's Pub
      • [AABF18] live remote from the `How low can you go' contest
      • [BABF20] Broadcasts contest to win Who tickets and picks Homer's old number
      • [CABF22] Marty: That was the Fifth Dimension with Weddings are Nice. Bill: You know what else is nice Marty? Marty: What's that Bill? Bill: The KBBL Prize Posse. If our wampum wagon spots your KBBL Prize Penguin you'll win forty dollars!
      • [DABF17] It's Bill and Marty on the line right now with Springfield's very own Fat Tony. Fat Tony: I wish to announce that my associates and I will gun down Homer Simpson if he has not left home by noon tomorrow. B&M: Wow, that's quite a threat! You have a song request?
      • [FABF18] You're on the morning show with Bill & Marty, What's your morning whine?
      • [HABF17] Broadcasting "War of the Worlds" (it's a flashback to 1938)
  • Other Radio Shows and References
    • [7G07] Homer listens to a football game
    • [7G07] "......we interrupt Mamu in the Morning.....Jebediah Springfield's statue has been decapitated....."
    • [8F11] Bart pulls pranks with the Celebrity Microphone and various radios
      • prank on Homer: "......people of Earth, this is Bartron......."
      • prank on Flanders' kids: "....Rod, Todd, this is God..."
      • prank on Marge: "....mama....mama...." "sorry lady, show's over"
      • eavesdrops on Lisa and a friend talking about Corey without a shirt
      • prank on Ms. Krabappel: "obscene noise as she sits down"
      • prank on entire town: "help, I fell down the well" "my name is Timmy O'Toole"
    • [8F19] people listening to KUDD play Lurleen Lumpkin song
      • Homer in the Car
      • prisoners, the song soothes the riot to hugging
      • Simpson family in the living room
    • [8F24] The lottery numbers are announced
    • [9F01] Homer listens to his "No Soap Radio" in the shower
      It's 11 KBBL degrees below zero. I hope you're somewhere warm.
    • [9F01] Homer Calls in on the Johnny Calhoun clip contest
      (Sounds like Bill and Marty)
      Bill: That was Johnnie Calhoun with Gonna Find Me a Genie With a Magic Bikini.
      Marty: Of course, Johnny's next record was a spoken word album of his right-wing political views. It kinda killed this career. If you can tell me the name of that album, call our contest line now.
      Homer: I know that!
    • [9F11] On Selma's Ham radio someone says "I have a ham radio"
    • [9F20] Arnie Pie in the Sky "look out at the corner of 4th and Main, I'm gonna be sick"
    • [9F22] Side Show Bob dedicates a son to Bart "I'm coming to kill you slowly and painfully"
    • [2F02] Grampa claims to have owned the first radio in Springfield
    • [2F02] People listening to Birch Barlow Talk Show
      No sports, no rock, no information, for mindless chatter, we're your station! KBBL talk radio and now Springfield's favorite conservative and author of the well selling book "Only Turkeys Have Left Wings" Ladies and Gentlemen, Birch Barlow.
      • gang at Moe's Bar
      • Simpson family listening in most every room of the house
      • Bart listens with headphones at school
      • Homer and Lisa listen on the car radio
      • Homer listening at his work station at the plant
    • [2F02] Bart hears his mortal enemy Dr. Demento
    • [2F07] hillbilly getaway music on the radio causes locals to chase Homer and Grampa
    • [2F09] Arnie Pie in the Sky reports a traffic jam
    • [3F18] Marge in the kitchen is listening to Swing Serenade
    • [3F18] sponsored by Gorman's Ear Guards "Guard your ears!!"
    • [4F16] Marge listens to her new "frying pan radio"
    • [5F15] Groundskeeper Willie tunes in three different stations playing bagpipe music
    • [5F18] radio commercial "Divorce specialist" [a free tote bag]
    • [AABF07] kids of Springfield broadcast secrets of the adults
    • [AABF12] Homer listens to a broadcast from 1939
    • [DABF05] KBBL Radio seen on broadcast tower at Demolition Derby in the Civic Center

Springfield Television

In [FABF07] our favorite family visits the Museum of Television and TV.

  • Kent Brockman News
    • [7G09] Bigfoot no longer a myth
    • [7G12] Krusty arrested for robbing a Kwik-E-Mart
    • [7F07] Thanksgiving at the Rescue Mission
      Oh, we have lots of names for these people-- bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter or, if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place. Oh, we have our reasons-- they're depressing, they wear ragged clothes, they're "crazy," they smell bad-- [someone interrupts with "Hey, listen, man--] Wait, I'm going somewhere with this. So, every year, on one lone, conscious-salving day, we toss these people... a bone. A turkey bone. And that's supposed to make it all better. No, you won't find Freddie the Freeloader or Emmet Kelly or even Charlie Chaplin's beloved Little Tramp down here.
      Kent: How long have you been on the streets?
      Bart: Goin' on five years, Kent.
      Kent: Your family may be watching. Is there anything you'd like to say to them? [caption has "might"]
      Bart: Yes, there is Kent. Ha, ha! I didn't apologize.
    • [8F02] "..and to conclude this Hallowe'en newscast on a scary note: remember, the presidential primaries are only a few months away."
    • [8F04] Meltdown Crisis: the first couple of minutes
    • [8F11] Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated
    • [8F14] Arnie Pie in the Sky
    • [8F17] Lottery Fever, Kent wins the Lottery
    • [8F24] Krisis at Kamp Krusty
      Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Ira and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse then all of them put together. Kids: Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn! Kent: A group of school aged Spartacuses has taken the camp by force. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared. What's that? I'm being told I can have an exclusive interview with the ringleader. Homer, thinking: Don't be the boy. Don't be the boy. Homer: D'oh! Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. Can I say crappy on TV? Kent: Yes, on this network, you can.
    • [9F01] Fire at the Simpsons Residence
      Fire, man's oldest foe. Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable. Coming up next, which work better - springy clothespins or the other kind?
    • [9F02] Amber Dempsey Struck by Lightning
      Scott: Coming up next, a new fad that's sweeping the nation - wasting food. But first, let's join the new Little Miss Springfield, Amber Dempsey as she helps open the Danish super-chain "Shop"
      Kent: Scott, everyone is here from the mayor's illegitimate son to our own Duff blimp. (Barney drives dump blimp into tower and it explodes) Oh the humanity! Anyway, to turn on the stores "severe tire damage" spikes, here's Little Miss Springfield. (a storm arises and lightning strikes her scepter) Kent: Ladies and gentleman, Little Miss Springfield has been struck by lightning.
    • [9F02] Lisa removed as Little Miss Springfield Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. She was striped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today. (They show a goat drinking from a bottle) Well, that's obviously the wrong footage. Uh, but it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space" he wrote, Okay.
    • [9F02] "...and now my exclusive interview with his holiness, Pope John Paul II" [switches to clip of a goat being fed]
    • [9F05] Leaning Casa de Simpson report on Simpsons' house foundation problems ...leaving the Vice President in charge. (We see a picture of the white house) And now, Leaning Tower of Pisa, eat your heart out and move over. This is one story that is not on the level!
    • [9F07] Widow's Peak snow storm, Arnie Pie in the sky goes down
    • [9F07] Plow King trapped in a sudden avalanche Springfield's beloved Plow King ..is trapped! Barney Gumble, shown here donating $50,000 to the Shelbyville Dance Theatre was caught in a sudden avalanche on Widow's Peak earlier today. It was captured on film by a camera crew making the upcoming Fox special In Search of Bigfoot. Cameraman: Hold it Bob, we can see your wristwatch. Bigfoot: Oh, damn it. Cameraman: Hey, what's that?
    • [9F10] Monorail conductor Announced
      After an exhaustive search Springfield has found its monorail conductor. Homer Simpson. (they show "file photo" of Homer with 50 cigarettes in his mouth)
    • [9F10] Monorail Inaugural Ride
      Ladies and Gentlemen nothing brings out the stars like the maiden voyage of a monorail. Everyone's here, from recently outed leading man Dash Calhoun to Krusty the Clown. Here's one of those lovable high-schoolers from TV's Springfield Heights, 90210. He's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old. Let's hear it for Kyle Darren! And here's country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic! What ya been up to, Lurleen? Lurleen: I spent last night in a ditch. Kent: How about that, folks!
    • [9F12] Fistfight at Marine World
      This just in. A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield. Early reports indicate, and these are very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard. Do we have a source on this? Uh-huh. A bunch of drunken frat boys. All right. I could use some names. I.P. Freely.
    • [9F18] Matlock
    • [9F19] Gabbo Gaffe, "that oughta hold those s.o.b.'s"
    • [9F20] Osaka Flue Hits Springfield
      Kent: The dreaded Osaka flu has now hit Springfield with over 300 cases now reported. Now over to Arnie Pie with Arnie in the sky!
      Arnie: Route 401 is going around, and around, and around, and around, and around and look out at the corner of 12th and Main because I'm going to be sick.
    • [1F01] Searching for Bobo, Burns' teddy bear
    • [1F03] Special Bulletin: high speed chase in the badlands in progress; culprits are Ruth Powers and Marge Simpsons
    • [1F04] Mr. Burns' closed a deal to buy the Springfield Blood Bank
    • [1F05] the Do What You Feel Festival
    • [1F08] unemployment report: not just for philosophy majors anymore
    • [1F09] Crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside
    • [1F12] Malibu Stacey doll
    • [1F19] Quimby's nephew in court, Waitergate
    • [2F02] Mayoral Election
      And the results are in for Sideshow Bob 100%, for Joe Quimby 1% and we remind you there is a 1% margin of error.
    • [2F05] Slow News Day
      Announcer: It's Channel 6 Action News
      Kent: Hello, I'm Kent Brockman. Our top stories tonight a tremendous explosion ...in the price of lumber, President Reagan dyes....his hair says Gary Trudeau in his new musical comedy review but first check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.
      Weatherman: Well Kent as of now the death count is zero. but it is ready to shoot right up.
      Kent: Oh my God! Damn you snow!
      Weatherman: Kent I'd like to remind everybody to come down and watch me at the Springfield Laugh and Brew and Burgers and Fries. The forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity!
    • [2F06] Live round the clock coverage of the Simpson home
      This is hour 57 of our live round the clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember by the way to turn in tonight at 8 o'clock for highlights of todays vigil, including when the garbageman came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out... possibly because it was harassed, we don't know. Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat sensitive camera. So let's turn it on. Now this technology is new to be but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven (its obviously a turkey) rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees, he's literally stewing in his own juices. Now, here are some results from our phone-in poll, 95% of the people believe Homer Simpsons is guilty. Now of course, this is just a television poll which is not legally binding unless proposition 304 passes, and we all pray it will.
    • [2F11] Rocket destroys bridge out of town, House fails to pass the evacuate Springfield/pervert Bill
      Kent: And like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared to high and lost control of its servo-guidance mechanism leaves us with some six hours to live. So let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky.
      Arnie: With the bridge gone and the airport, unfortunately, on the other side of the bridge a number of citizens are unfortunately attempting to jump the gorge with their cars. It's a silent testament to the never-give-up and never-think-things-out spirit of our citizens.
      Kent: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action> We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United State Congress.
      HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
      Speaker of the House: Then it is unanimous. We are going to approve the bill to evacuate the citizens of Springfield in the great state of (interrupted, of course)
      Congressman: I want to tack on a rider to that bill. Thirty million dollars of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts. Speaker of the House: All in favor of the amended Springfield/pervert bill? (boos) Bill defeated. Kent: I've said it before and I'll say it again; Democracy simply doesn't work. Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now. So the following people are gay...
    • [2F16] Mr. Burns has been shot
    • [2F17] "..with wealthy Hollywood people on their way, local merchants can be forgiven for raising their prices a little.."
    • [2F18] 2 ton Rhino recaptured, 3 ton Rhino attacks the crowd in the background
    • [2F32] Krusty news conference, Krusty metal-o and amusement park ARE safe
    • [3F12] Krusty in jail for tax evoision [I don't say evasion]
    • [3F12] the Day the Laughter Died, Krusty is dead
    • [3F16] A stowaway bear terrorizing space shuttle, Itchy & Scratchy Parade
    • [3F20] This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the channel 6 news copter. A large "bear"-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hills in search of food, or perhaps employment. Please remain calm. Stay in your homes.
    • [3F20] Votes are in, Yes on 24
    • [3G01] Man in a coma for 23 years, E.T. phone Homer
    • [3G02] Springfield heat wave
    • [3G04] Could Homer Simpson be a communist? Well sir, Treason season started early this year as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson.
    • [4F02] Campaign 96': Clinton conference and Dole comments
    • [4F05] Mr. Burns' son has been kidnapped
    • [4F06] An oil tanker has run aground on Baby Seal Beach
    • [4F07] Hurricane Barbara is coming
    • [4F07] On the scene with the Leftorium rioters
    • [4F15] A drunken boy [Bart] on the street
    • [4F24] A Wave of towel snapping in Springfield
    • [5F02] Hippo becomes deputy
    • [5F02] Tension between France and Springfield over Mayor Quimby's frog legs joke
    • [5F13] Live Mayor Quimby press conference at the abandoned penitentiary
    • [5F14] Live Report: Tax day at the post office. "It's the 11th hour, 10pm. Why did you wait to the last minute to..."
    • [5F21] Phony Pope "authorities say he can be recognized by his hightop sneakers and incredibly foul mouth"
    • [5F21] Thomas Edison still inventing, will generate millions for already wealthy heirs
    • [5F22] Our top story: population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded. local citizens happy that they're eating all the pigeons.
    • [5F23] Special Investigation Report--an evil sect has come to Springfield, the Movementarians. Later, "Let's welcome our new leader"
    • [5F24] Attention all citizens, even though the leader is completely non-violent, he urges you to be violent as you like in capturing the Simpsons.
    • [AABF01] Fluffy kitten played with a ball of string all through the night; a clerk was brutally murdered
    • [AABF01] another of Springfield's beloved citizens murdered today
    • [AABF02] point shaving may have occurred in as many as 3 Harlem Globetrotter games; a half-witted oaf causes production to stop at Groovy Groove Juice Corporation
    • [AABF05] rat's milk is returned to the sewers, the circle of life is complete
    • [AABF06] live at the Monty Burns Casino demolition
    • [AABF07] live at Moe's with the celebration of the Isotope's win
    • [AABF07] live at Springfield Elementary "The 3 R's stand for Rowdiness, Ransacking, and er-Responsibility"
    • [AABF07] reports the news from his home because of the new under 70 curfew
    • [AABF11] Valentine's Day is one day away. Local Romeo's seven day gift-a-thon delighting his wife..."
    • [AABF11] live at the scene of a Level 3 Rhino alert
    • [AABF16] "To honor the arrival of our foreign friends and enemies, Channel 6 is sponsoring a contest to find a Springfield Olympic Mascot. The winner will join such other memorable mascots such as The Atlanta 'Whatzit' and the Montreal 'Vampire'."
    • [AABF17] billionaire Arthur Fortune visits Springfield
    • [AABF17] monster fever hits Springfield
    • [AABF18] "This is Kent Brockman at city hall where the intellectual junta known as the bright pack has been running this town for the better part of three days."
    • [BABF20] Springfield: A Town Divided "As expected New Springfield's bold experiment in slob rule..."
    • [BABF20] "With the money made from the gold Old Springfield was able to buy the Evian water factory and fly it over here from France.."
    • [CABF02] Mr. "X" the Internet watchdog
    • [CABF06] "The weather service has now upgraded from winter wonderland to a class III kill storm"
    • [CABF12] "Good afternoon and welcome to the 97th Springfield Marathon commemorating the time Jebediah Springfield ran across six states to avoid his creditors."
    • [CABF15] "Praiseland Amusement Park had its grand opening today. We now go live to its founder, Nedwood Flanders..."
    • [CABF18] "Local authorities are confident the killer bees are just curious and won't bother us if we don't bother them."
    • [CABF18] On a serious note two local residents have been missing for the last 20 minutes. We take you now live to Barney's Bowl-a-rama and the last man who saw them: Montgomery Burns.
    • [CABF22] Kent Brockman: There's a new judge in town with a hard nosed approach to juvenile crime; punish the parents! Judge Harm: Kids are running wild, Kent. And I blame Mr. & Mrs. Neverspank.... It's time to take control. Parents; if you can't cope, you'll wear the rope
    • [DABF01] Environmental laws repealed: "In the nation the administration has declared recycling a felony and Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack."
    • [DABF03] Sugar banned in Springfield: "Good evening. Our top story, Springfield's cake hole has been shut forever! Under what has been dubbed Marge's law, all forms of sugar are now illegal. So say a bittersweet farewell to such old friends as mud pies, Bite 'Ems, Éclarios [cereal], Chew 'Ems, Kellogg's All Fudge, Big Red Snack Foam, [Sugared] Milk Chuds, Eat 'Ems and all sugar pills will be changed back to highly concentrated opium."
    • [DABF04] Artie Ziff rich: "Gentleman, start your envy! Mens World Magazine has listed the 100 richest men in the country and coming in at number five is Springfield native Artie Ziff."
    • [DABF07] "This just in a robbery is in progress at the National Bank of Springfield.."
    • [DABF11] "This just in The marijuana re-criminalization took another step forward..."
    • [DABF16] "Speaking of death, octogenarian Merna Belamy was brutally murdered last night. The top suspects her disgruntled servants Homer and Marge Simpson."
    • [DABF17] Ernie: Kent this city has exploded in a fireball of pent-up rage! Kent: I think what the viewers want to know Arnie is, is my house OK?
    • [DABF17] Kent: With this latest arrest Springfield is free of crime, although overrun with ferrets.
    • [DABF18] Kent: ...making it the latest Segway scooter incident to claim over one thousand lives.
    • [DABF18] Kent: Locally two school children offended veterans and flag hags imitating a stunt they learned while watching television's Krusty the Clown..
    • [DABF19] Kent: ...like comedy clubs in the late 80's, these ravenous clones are everywhere! [Sign behind him has "SWARM WATCH" with hundreds of Homer heads] They've destroyed every building in town. Except Moe's tavern, which is reporting record business!
    • [EABF01] Kent: It's Mardi Gras time in Springfield. This year's Mardi Gras King is none other than local hothead Homer Simpson. Long Live the King! In a related story, Homer Simpson may not have long to live.
    • [EABF03] Kent: [interviewing Lisa] Young lady why are you protesting today? Lisa: Because this lab is cruelly testing consumer products on animals.
    • [EABF03] Kent: Breaking news at the screaming monkey research labs where hundreds of test a