C. Montgomery Burns and the Pursuit of True HappinessBy Steven Keslowitz
chapter from The
Simpsons and Society by Hats Off Books.
"One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar." - Mr. Burns
know Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know - way richer than Lenny.
Mr. Burns holds several distinctions in the city
of Springfield. For instance, he is the city's oldest resident, the richest,
the most sinister, as well as the most ruthless capitalist. Still, the
question of whether C. Montgomery Burns is truly happy is a difficult
question to consider. On the one hand, he can afford any luxury he desires,
and is given much respect by his loyal confidant, Waylon Smithers. However,
there are several instances in which Mr. Burns displays his desire to
attain something more out of life. Indeed, there are several distinct
times in which Burns exhibits true human emotion - emotions that can not
be satisfactorily abated through the utilization of his plentiful monies.
Mr. Burns' search for true love often crops up in various episodes of
The Simpsons. For example, Burns dreams about Marge Simpson flying through
his window while he is neatly tucked under his blanket. At this moment,
Burns is so entranced by Marge's beauty that suddenly he appears like
the rest of us. He is victim to the insuperable conquering power of love
- as his money can not buy him Marge's heart. We empathize with Burns
who suddenly appears frail, and perhaps innocent in the depths of unrequited
love. In this particular situation the riches that Burns has accumulated
are rendered meaningless. Burns' unrequited love for Marge demonstrates
that money can not buy true love - or happiness.
In addition to Burns' desire to find true love, we also see the 104 year
old incessantly search for more money in attempts to increase his already
prodigious worth. For example, he breaks into the Simpson household and
steals the key to the Flying Hellfish treasure. Indeed, Burns demonstrates
the characteristics of the ruthless capitalist, who will by no means stop
in his quest for profits. However, one may consider why the fragile, 104
year old Burns would go to such lengths in order to obtain a strictly
financial award. Certainly, one may argue, Burns has all the money he
needs, and should have no legitimate reason for risking injury in an attempt
to procure such superfluous funds. Still, Burns' insatiability is psychological,
rather than physiological in nature. For example, at his Thanksgiving
table, Burns is presented with a huge spread of different foods which
Smithers has prepared for him. Burns compliments Smithers on the display,
takes one small bite of turkey, and says something to the effect of "Oh
I couldn't possibly eat another bite." Burns may certainly not be
considered a glutton, but he does not order Smithers to prepare a smaller
meal next year. Despite the fact that Burns does not touch over 99% of
the food displayed on the table, the viewer can detect a sense of happiness
from Burns, as he looks over the tremendous amount of food on the table.
Burns is satisfied that the food is available to him, and this is where
his insatiability ceases to exist. Once Burns knows that the food is available
to him, he dismisses most of it. For him, simply knowing that the food
is available is all the satisfaction that he requires.
Similarly, Burns would love to acquire as much money as he possibly can
just so he can flaunt it about - he will never be able to spend all of
his money. Thus, his feud with Grampa is psychologically based. He does
not require the money to build a "safety net", nor does he need
any additional monies to finance any luxurious ventures. The only reason
that Burns wants to obtain the money is so that he can attain (the impossible
goal of) complete and total satiability.
Another important example of Burns' lack of complete happiness may be
found through an analysis of his association with his bear, Bobo. Burns'
love for his teddy bear is so strong that he is willing to pay a large
sum of money to the Simpson family for its return to his hands. Burns
teaches us that certain items may be deemed priceless - and that money
can not serve as an adequate substitute for emotional attachment. Although
the audience may find it comical that a rich individual holds an emotional
attachment to a stuffed animal, we can also relate to the feelings that
Burns has no control over. For example, those who have held onto a particular
toy or memento for years have experienced similar emotions. C. Montgomery
Burns demonstrates that he is no different from the rest of us - despite
his vast wealth. At times it seems as though the little things in life,
the niceties, so to speak, are what makes us truly happy.
Any thorough analysis of Mr. Burns' state of happiness must include a
consideration of whether or not Burns is a perfectionist. Let us begin
with an analysis of Burns' utilization of the word "excellent"
on many occasions. When something goes exactly Burns' way, he taps his
fingers together, and utters "excellent". He does so in an almost
victorious fashion. His utterance of the word "excellent" serves
to demonstrate that Burns becomes content when something is absolutely
perfect. Viewers can almost see the joy in stingy old Mr. Burns' eyes
when something goes his way.
Perhaps perfectionism is a quality that is essential for a person to
gain massive wealth. Mr. Burns will not settle for anything less than
perfection in any endeavor. Perhaps this is why his "yes men"
accountants tell him that his stock options are great when they're all
but bankrupt. They certainly do not want to report any news to Burns that
fails to meet his standard of excellence. If Burns truly is a perfectionist
(and the evidence tends to point in this very direction), then it is understandable
why he is often unhappy. Life, even for those who are rich, is not always
perfect, and perfectionists lack the capability to accept this critical
slice of life.
Burns' cut-throat, selfish personality may also contribute to his lack of contentedness. He is not a "team player" by any definition of the phrase. For example, take the situation in which he wants to join the Pin Pals:
Burns' realization of his infirmities also contributes to his lack of
happiness. For example, in "The Springfield Files", in which
Burns is mistaken for an alien, he states "A lifetime of being in
a nuclear power plants has left me with a healthy green glow - and has
left me as impotent as the Nevada boxing commissioner." Thus, Burns'
lack of happiness is rooted both psychologically and physiologically.
He realizes that he is impotent, and is mentally distraught by the concept.
Since the actual cause of this stress is physiological, Burns has a legitimate
reason to be distraught: he is inadequate as a man (sexually). While Burns
is content that he is extremely wealthy, he is also upset that he cannot
enjoy the pleasures, (and perhaps duties, from a religious perspective)
that most human beings carry out. Burns' lack of happiness is partially
rooted in his incapacity to perform the same functions as other individuals.
In reality, what Burns truly desires is to be like everyone else (in matters
of love, sex, performing everyday tasks). He despises these short-comings,
and thus can never be truly happy.
Finally, further evidence of Burns' lack of true happiness comes from
the fact that he occasionally engages in activities orchestrated to relate
to the "common" man. Burns' participation in the following events
serve to support this thesis: Burns comes over to the Simpson home to
watch the fight, joins the Pin Pals, and drinks beers with Homer at Isotopes
games. In one episode, Burns talks with Homer, and effectively lowers
himself to the common man:
Furthermore, it may be argued that Burns experiences his happiest moment when Smithers is on vacation, and he must drive a car, answer a telephone, and shop in a supermarket by himself. Burns tends to be happiest when he is not himself. Thus, he does indeed lack the ideal of true happiness.
 Indeed, the middle-class industrialized employee, Homer J. Simpson is viewed as the "fortunate" man in this situation, as he has successfully won the heart of Marge. For a more thorough discussion of Homer's role as the industrialized employee, please see a later chapter in this volume.
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© 2003 Steven Keslowitz
An excerpt from The
Simpsons and Society: An Analysis of Our Favorite Family
and Its Influence in Contemporary Society by Steven Keslowitz.
Last updated on Janaury 6, 2004 by Jouni Paakkinen (firstname.lastname@example.org)